“I’m pretty sure that’s not the Aghori that I was looking for” he moans, and heads off to find an interpretation of...

“I’m pretty sure that’s not the Aghori that I was looking for” he moans, and heads off to find an interpretation of this religion that makes him feel more comfortable.

He finds it in the Aghori volunteers of an orphanage. “I feel like I’ve found the Hinduism that I was looking for” he exclaims, illustrating a clear bias towards viewing mild-mannered charity work as true Hinduism and doing his best to ignore the bits of brain tissue stuck between his teeth. “You want to know what putting your faith into practice looks like? This is what it looks like” asserts Aslan standing outside a Hindu-run leprosy clinic. Tellingly, he neglected to make the same observation moments earlier whilst being chased along the seafront by a naked Aghori cannibal threatening to behead him and pelting him with handfuls of human shit.

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Believer

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